This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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