Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
are you so shy because you have an std?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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