Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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