I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
