Are we in a gay sports bar?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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