I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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