How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize