real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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