I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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