My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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