Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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