come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I have fence marks all over my body
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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