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just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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