and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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