i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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