So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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