I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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