i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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