I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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