Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just invented taco cereal.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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