I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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