I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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