porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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