Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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