You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
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I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize