I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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