He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with