He is an equal opportunity slut.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Please don't give away my fajitas