he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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