Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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