dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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