why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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