Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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