I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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