My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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