I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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