also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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