how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Randomize
