Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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