you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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