This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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