Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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