Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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