he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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