i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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