We need to rekindle our bromance
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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