Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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