the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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