were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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