i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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