Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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