She's JV to your varsity
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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