And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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