is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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