i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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