Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
be right there i have to get my cape
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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